Thursday, 17 July 2008
Not a trifling matter
Passive Aggressive Notes is one of my favourite blogs. A major reason for this is the frequent mangling of the English language by disgruntled passive-aggressors. Below is one of my favourite entries from October of last year.
Isn't that marvellous? The txt speak, the sentence formation, the vulgarity, the threat (and ass kicking will surely follow) and the remarkable sign-off all add up to comedy gold. I was most confused by the use of the word trifling. In the context of such extreme vehemence, trifling – defined by those Oxford blokes as "unimportant or trivial" – seemed misplaced. In fact, I spent a good couple of minutes trying to identify a possible malapropism, to no avail.
"But why bring this up now?" I hear you ask, "this post is the best part of a year old!".
I shall tell you for why. At the end of last month I twittered (yes, that's a verb now) a message asking other twitterers what they thought of a piece from guardian.co.uk on language evolution. The author, Paul MacInnes was lamenting what he views as the introduction of unnecessary words into the formal lexicon.
It appears that GrammarBlog twitter friend eris_chaos agrees with MacInnes, responding thusly.
I find that irritating. We are THAT much closer to trifling meaning "nasty" in the dictionary instead of "trivial".
And the penny drops. It's not a malapropism, it's a colloquialism. That's an altogether different kind of ism. Indeed the urban dictionary (shudder) carries the following definition.
When a hippo takes a big dump in front of a group of 1st graders and then eats it.
That's triflin'.
In response to the hungry hippo's action, Oh no, that's triflin'!
You learn something new everyday every day.
Rather than launch into indignant polemic, I thought I'd canvass opinion on this matter. So what do you lot reckon?
Labels: language, passive-aggressive notes, trifling, vocabulary
Monday, 31 December 2007
Bibulous
Yesterday's word of the day from dictionary.com was a cracker. I also think it's rather fitting for New Year's Eve.
bibulous \BIB-yuh-luhs\, adjective:Have a good one.
1. Of, pertaining to, marked by, or given to the consumption of alcoholic drink.
2. Readily absorbing fluids or moisture.
Labels: vocabulary, word nerd
Tuesday, 13 November 2007
Pass the dictionary
Sir:— You have behaved like an impetiginous-Croyle! like those inquinate, Crass-sciolists who envious of my moral celsitude, carry their nugacity to the height of creating symposically the facund words which my polymathic genius uses with uberty to abligate the tongues of the weetless! Sir—you have crassly parodied my own pet words, as though they were tangrams. I will not coacervate reproaches—I would abduce a veil over the atramental ingratitude which has chamferred even my undicerptible heart. I am silent on the foscillation, which my coadjivancy must have given you when I offered to become your fautor and admincle. I will not speak of the lippitude, the ablepsy, you have shown in exacerbating me—one whose genius you should have approached with mental discalceation. So I tell you sir syncophically, and without supervaceneous words, nothing will render ignoscible your conduct to me. I warn you that I would vellicate your nose, if I thought that any moral diathrosis could be thereby performed—if I thought that I should not impignorate my reputation by such a digtadiation.With a bit of care and dedication, the English language can become a very effective barrier to understanding.
GrammarBlog points will be awarded to readers who can successfully interpret some or all of this passage. Good luck.
Labels: language, vocabulary
Saturday, 6 October 2007
The amazing, colossal adventures of Word Girl
This is a great idea. Word Girl teaches kids a new word in each exciting instalment. It's actually quite funny.
I was a bit miffed when the girl on the desk said:
You used tonnage wrong.I think she should have said 'incorrectly'.
Anyway, hopefully this will nurture a new generation of grammar nazis.
Labels: fun, video, vocabulary
Saturday, 29 September 2007
Strike one, Grammar "so-called" Puss.
I added GrammarBlog to the Britblog directory last week. While I was poking around I found a blog by the name of Grammar Puss.
At the time of writing this is the current post, discussing one of those things-everyone-should-do articles. As noble a sentiment as it is to poke fun at lazy hack articles recommending sponsors' products as lifestyle must-haves, I was horrified when I saw Ms Puss's comment on item 23.
23) Own a convertibleNow I hate to nitpick (ahem) and I'm the first to admit that everyone makes mistakes, but that's not a simple typo is it?
Don't let Al Gore here you say that.
To think I was going to add her as a friend. I'll keep an eye on her - one more slip up like that and it's The List for Grammar Puss.
**UPDATE**
After a couple of people pointed it out to her (who, me?), Grammar Puss corrected her error. Don't worry, I made sure I got a screen shot for this eventuality. Can you tell I was a cub scout?
Labels: blogger, errors, vocabulary
Wednesday, 1 August 2007
Peruse this post.
Turns out I was wrong.
pe·ruse (p-rz)I feel sick.
tr.v. pe·rused, pe·rus·ing, pe·rus·es
To read or examine, typically with great care.
[Middle English perusen, to use up : Latin per-, per- + Middle English usen, to use; see use.]
pe·rusa·ble adj.
pe·rusal n.
pe·ruser n.
Usage Note: Peruse has long meant "to read thoroughly" and is often used loosely when one could use the word read instead. Sometimes people use it to mean "to glance over, skim," as in I only had a moment to peruse the manual quickly, but this usage is widely considered an error. Sixty-six percent of the Usage Panel finds it unacceptable.
Labels: errors, grammar, vocabulary
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