Monday, 31 March 2008
My hands were literally bleeding
I love The Apprentice. This series has got off to a great start.
Skip to 2:50 to hear the posh git get his comeuppance. I thought it was brilliant to hear someone say, "I literally left with my hands bleeding" and then go on to accuse someone else of hyperbole.
posted by Gez at 2:41 am
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Friday, 28 March 2008
Cartoon time
Apologies for the lack of posts recently; we've all been terribly busy. In the absence of a well written and humorous post, I hope you will enjoy these grammar-based cartoons.
From savagechickens.com.
I think this is from xkcd but I'm willing to be proven wrong. I agree wholeheartedly with the premise. I mean I agree with the use of "they" as a third person, singular, gender free pronoun as opposed to the global bicuriosity. Although there's something about Russell Crowe in Gladiator that... never mind.
I found this on a recruitment site but I don't know the true origins.
I hope you all had a good Easter. Do please keep sending in your photos and queries; we'll try to get around to them in due course.
Labels: cartoon, prepositions, punctuation, semi-colon, they
posted by Gez at 7:23 pm
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Wednesday, 19 March 2008
New's Paper's
This is just great.
I'm not suggesting that this mail box should be targeted by local youths for firework and/or urine attacks; I'm just saying I couldn't condemn them for doing so.
This photo was shamelessly "borrowed" from Apostrophe Abuse.
Related post: New's Agent
Labels: apostrophe abuse, photos
posted by Gez at 3:05 pm
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Thursday, 13 March 2008
A fishy tale
The improbably named Jeff the fish got in touch a while back to share the following bit of tasty bait.
Jeff writes, "I saw this at the Vancouver Aquarium in British Columbia. I think they mean 'bitten' instead of 'eaten'."
I hope so, otherwise I am led to believe there are a lot of unhappy piranhas getting dragged around the amazon by their last meal.
Update: Oops, it appears Jeff isn't Jeff but actually Jason. Jeff is just the name of Jason's website. I do like a website with a first name.
Labels: wrong word
posted by Gez at 10:02 am
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Wednesday, 12 March 2008
You'll be humming this song all day.
All together now: "Mr Morten is the subject of the sentence and what the predicate says, he does".
posted by Gez at 11:05 pm
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008
If you're having grammar problems I feel bad for you, son
This is slapdashery beyond anything I have seen before. There are no unnecessary apostrophes at least.
17 typos and an apostrophe ain't one. Watch out Jay-Z; MC Grammar is all up in your flow.
Can you spot all seventeen errors? Answers available by clicking through to the photo page.
Labels: capitalisation, photos, spellchecker, spelling
posted by Gez at 5:44 pm
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