Wednesday, 7 May 2008
Love thy neighbour (even if he's a high fullutent)
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If none of these people is going to heaven, I don't want to go there either.
Apart from the spelling and apostrophe abuse, this is priceless. Why pick on freelancers, emos and sports nuts?
Found here.
**Update**
I've just found another picture of the same banner. It's not freelancers; it's freeloaders.
posted by Gez at 8:24 AM
9 Comments:
Aw man. I love the devil because he knows where the apostrophes go.
Oh my...that is some serious apostrophe abuse. Someone needs to send in this team: http://www.jeffdeck.com/teal/blog/
I'm not sure that their corrections would be welcomed in the spirit in which they were intended, though...
Yikes.
Jen
Those Catholic's and Jehova's Witness's are known to "heart" the devil.
Sophisticated Swine - is that like Spiderpig?
Ironically, I have a list very similar to that, but there is only one category of person on it. Care to guess which one?
Thanks for the early morning laugh, pauldwaite. That gets Wednesday off to a good start.
I read "freelancers" at first, too.
There is some random stuff on there. Environmentalists? Loud(-)mouth(ed) women? Sheesh.
Those Democrats and liberals, though...we all know THEY'RE going to hell. :-p
Does anyone know what a P.K. is?
The extreme homophobia makes me laugh (at the homophobe, not with the homophobe).
First, very clearly: "Homo's". Then a bit further down, "effeminate men" are frowned upon. Still not wanting to take chances, "sophisticated swine" are condemned. After all, the Gays love a trip to the theatre.
I didn't know you can't play sports in hell. Amazing.
I just found your blog and am enjoying it. A Consumerist reader sent in a good one today regarding the salmonella outbreak.
I'm an evangelical pastor, and I don't know if the theology or the grammar offends me more. I also find it interesting that Democrats should repent, but apparently not Republicans. And what's a 'government recipient'? Someone who's received a government? At least unsophisticated swine are apparently okay.
And "PK's" are pastors' kids. Go figure.
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